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Could not pass this up. Striaght from Webster's dictionary.
Entry Word: single
Function: adjectiveText: 1 not married
Synonyms unattached, unmarried, unwed
Related Words fancy-free, footloose; marriageable, unmated, unpaired; divorced, separated
Near Antonyms mated, paired; affianced, betrothed, committed, engaged, pledged, promised; remarried
Antonyms attached, espoused, married, wed2 belonging only to the one person, unit, or group named -- see SOLE 13 not physically attached to another unit -- see SEPARATE 2

Single Goddess's Humor for Women
Snappy Comebacks to the age old question, "Why aren't you married yet?"
1. You haven't asked yet.
2. I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life.
3. Because I just love hearing this question.
4. Just lucky, I guess.
5. It gives my mother something to live for.
6. Why aren't you thin?
7. I don't want to have to support another person on my paycheck.
8. My fiance is awaiting parole.
9. I'm still hoping for a shot at Miss/Mr. America.
10. Do you know how hard it is to get two tickets to Miss Saigon?
11. I'm waiting until I get to be your age.
12. It didn't seem worth a blood test.
13. I already have enough laundry to do, thank you.
14. Because I think it would take all the spontaneity out of dating.
15. My co-op board doesn't allow spouses.
16. I'd have to forfeit my billion dollar trust fund.
17. They just opened a great singles bar on my block.
18. I wouldn't want my parents to drop dead from sheer happiness.
19. I guess it just goes to prove that you can't trust those voodoo doll rituals.
20. What? And lose all the money I've invested in running personal ads?
21. I'm married to my career, although recently we have been considering a trial separation.

One more fo the girls

Single Goddess.com'sTop Twenty Reasons It's Good to Be Single:
1. No toilet seat issues.
2. You get ALL the blankets!
3. Nobody uses your razor.
4. You never get kicked in bed.
5. The smelly socks are your very own.
6. You can watch all the "chick flicks" you want, without listening to whining.
7. Nobody drinks the last of the _________ (anything) and puts the empty bottle back in the fridge.
8. You can walk around the house in your underwear (or less) without it being considered an "invitation".
9. You can burp or fart in privacy.
10. You don't have to deal with his burps and farts.
11. You are the master of your own destiny.
12. You can have male friends without dealing with suspicion or jealousy.
13. No snoring annoyance.
14. You don't have to check with anyone before going out with your friends unless it's your sitter.
15. You can talk on the phone as long as you want with your friends.
16. You don't have to listen to a weekly commentary if you gain a pound or two.
17. You can spend your money any way you see fit.
18. You don't have to worry about when he's coming home or why he hasn't called.
19. You choose what groceries you want and what brands.
20. You can spend all the time in the bathroom you want!